But if 6 shots won’t get rid of the taste, nothing will.”
# 7
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. Desi sex # 2
A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. They are both quite startled. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. “You know, honey,” the little old lady breathlessly replied, “My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.” “I wouldn’t be surprised,” replied
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