Husband: Take off your clothes. COPs 2 and 3 are standing by WIFE. Desi xxx HUSBAND answers door to two LoveLock EMPLOYEES. You FREAKS! [listens] Yes, she’s 19. [HUSBAND and WIFE close the door. [SPOKESMAN V.O.]: LoveLock is quick, professional, and confidential. She has to stay awake for the whole teardown and build up. Husband [steps forward]: I’m not—
Wife [flinches]: I’ll call the cops! . Give you the footage. FUCK! Employee 2: The standard process is just 48 hours. Husband [kneels and moves forward]: You’re crazy! We’ll wear our body cams. [WIFE plants her thumbs in his eyes.]
Husband [panicking]: No! Two days later. Husband: Discomfort? [SPOKESMAN walks in, stands in front of still image of HUSBAND about to strike WIFE. I just can’t take it any more. Goddammit, I have had it! Nebbishy Man: You love anything, don’t you?
