What the fuck were you doing in there?”
“Having a wank, same as you!”
“Well then… Desi sex And she relaxes against me breathing all heavy, and I pull out and bust all over her skirt. People actually do say corny-ass lines because we’re don’t walk around with fucking thesauruses in our fucking heads. “Fuck me Albert.” She keeps moaning, and I keep fucking just railing into her all slow and her pussy juices are coating me and her phat legs are holding me there. You know the type of a girl who smiles all coy but you can tell that she’s got something going on upstairs. So I do the only thing I can think of in that moment, and just start coughing like a fucking mad man. She’s one of those innocent catholic types who are so pure you just know they have a secret.
